Senior Media Buyer for ultra-luxury jewellery, high-ticket coaching and B2B SaaS. I started as a direct-response copywriter, so I work the whole funnel, not just the ad account. The clicks I buy don't check out online. They walk into a private room and spend five and six figures in person. £24M+ deployed at a steady 4.5x ROAS.
You sell something expensive and your Cost Per Sale looks scary until you see what one sale is worth. You are scaling ad spend and your numbers are starting to crack. You want proof I can handle real volume. Or you need a new hand to plug into your team. Either way, you're in the right place.
I don't deal in vanity metrics like "reach" or "clicks." I deal in profit. And with ultra-luxury, profit hides behind a big CPA on purpose. Let me show you why.
Here's the part most media buyers get wrong. On a normal DTC brand, a £200 CPA is a disaster. On the accounts I run, one product costs tens of thousands of dollars. Some pieces sell for six figures. To one buyer. One ultra-rich buyer who never types a credit card into a website.
These sales don't close online. They close in a private room. A real person. A real consultation. A tray of jewellery worth more than a house. So the ad has one job. Get the right person to raise their hand and book that room.
That means my CPA is not a cost per checkout. It is a cost per qualified buyer who walks in and spends. When one sale is worth $40,000, a £4,000 CPA isn't expensive. It's a bargain. It's a 10x day. Cheap clicks bring window shoppers. I don't buy window shoppers. I buy buyers who spend more in one visit than most brands make in a month.
These are winning campaigns from my ultra-luxury jewellery portfolio. Brand names redacted to protect the client. Selling jewellery at this level is nothing like normal DTC. Every sale runs on offline conversions. The ad opens the door. A private, in-person consultation with an ultra-wealthy buyer closes it. So don't read the CPA like a store checkout. Read it as the price of putting a serious buyer in the room. Each of these turned into sales worth far, far more than the spend.
Full campaign overview from a single ad account. This is the level of complexity I run on a daily basis.
Managing 200 campaigns and 384 ad sets in a single account. The level of granular structure required to run a luxury DTC portfolio profitably.
Each row is a tested ad set with measured CPA. This is what a properly structured testing framework looks like once it's running at volume.
It's a Yoruba nameeh-koon-dah-yohand yes, it's hard to pronounce the first time. I've made peace with it.
Founders and performance teams have called me "the most ruthless Media Buyer and Paid Ads Specialist they've worked with." A bit of a stretch maybe, but I'll take the compliment.
The reason it sticks is simple. I treat your ad budget like it's my own money, and I know how to scale without sacrificing efficiency. I started as a direct-response copywriter before moving into media buying, which is why I work the funnel — landing pages, PDPs, email flows, offers — alongside the ad account. Every pound put into the machine has to work twice as hard.
I started as a direct-response copywriter before moving into media buying. That means when I plug into your team, I don't just touch the ads. I'm in the landing pages, PDPs, email flows and offers, fixing the leaks that ad spend alone can't paper over. The ad gets them there. The funnel closes them.
I dissect your Meta Ads to eliminate wasted spend, fix audience overlap, and restructure the account for scale. Most accounts I open have 30%+ leakage on day one.
I find the exact angles that stop the scroll and slash your Cost Per Click. Ad creative is now 80% of performance. I treat it that way.
I analyze landing page drop-off rates so every click has the highest possible chance of converting. The ad gets them there. The page closes them.
Once we find the winning CPA, I deploy vertical and horizontal scaling tactics to multiply daily revenue without burning the audience or destroying CPA.
I write high-converting hooks and scripts leveraging consumer psychology to boost engagement. Ads that work emotionally and convert mathematically.
If my initial campaigns don't beat your current control, I'm staying in the trenches. Aggressive split-testing, bid adjustments, creative iteration. I'll tweak it until it converts.
Lead media buyer for a luxury accessories DTC brand. Scaled monthly ad spend from £2M to £5.2M while holding a steady 4.5x ROAS across the portfolio. Delivered a 32% reduction in CPA by consolidating account structures and rebuilding the testing framework, plus a 22% lift in CTR through better hooks, scripts and creative angles.
Ran paid acquisition for $50,000 high-ticket coaching offers. Drove $500k+ in attributed revenue at a sustained 3.8x ROI through experiment-heavy testing frameworks and creative iteration.
Four-year foundational role across SaaS and fintech clients. Lifted landing page conversion by 25% through direct-response principles, increased video view-through by 40% with stronger hooks and scripts, and delivered an 18% First-Time Deposit lift for a fintech client by reworking the funnel and offer architecture.
That's the promise. If my initial campaigns don't beat your current control (your best-performing ad or lowest CPA), I'm not going anywhere. I stay in the trenches, aggressively split-testing creatives and adjusting bids until we crack it.
It's time I became the secret weapon on your team. When one sale can cover a month of ad spend, there is a lot of money left on the table. Let's go get it.
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